The uneasy suspicion that if you heard yourself talking, you would sound like an asshole.

Well, I survived my first anatomy exam.  I wasn’t freaking out like, oh no, I don’t know anything, but I also wasn’t super confident, like oh wow, I know everything. I literally have no idea how well I did.  I’m just praying that I passed, and hoping against hope that I did better than I imagine.

Anonymous asked
yo max, i need your help, what do i have to do to become sexual

maxscoville:

First, don’t wear any underwear under your clothing at all. Make sure you have too much or too little body hair, depending on the style of sexuality you’re attempting to achieve. After that, you’re gonna need a whole bunch of lube. Go online and do comparison shopping and find the lube that’s right for you. Finally, light about a hundred candles all over your bedroom and put on music about saxophones or panflutes. 

(That’s all I got so far.)

nillia:

I wanna thank and welcome all my 800 (omg) new followers to my tumblr, and everybody who helped to reblog my work.  I’m floored by the response to my last picture.  I hope this blog will live up to your expectations.
If you’re new here, you can expect lots of …this.  Also other art, educational things and, hopefullysomeday bits of my own original story.  

nillia:

I wanna thank and welcome all my 800 (omg) new followers to my tumblr, and everybody who helped to reblog my work.  I’m floored by the response to my last picture.  I hope this blog will live up to your expectations.

If you’re new here, you can expect lots of …this.  Also other art, educational things and, hopefullysomeday bits of my own original story.  

the18thpaledescendant:

thank you, lord, for the 80s. no other decade has ever produced such delightful androgyny.

amen.

princessskittybot:

new aesthetic: cryptidcore

  • kitschy t shirts and keychains from souvenir shops depicting the local urban legends and monsters
  • glow in the dark stuff and generic alien themed stuff
  • tin foil hats
  • muffled x files, gravity falls, and twilight zone theme songs playing in the distance
  • staring into the night sky and wondering if we’re alone
  • lots of pictures of the woods and abandoned houses

(Source: autistichatchworth)

galifianafuck:

Quentin Tarantino (pictured above) shows off his breakdancing skills to the paparazzi. "I’ve always loved Break Dancing." Tarantino says, "Before I got into films, I was a breakdancing stripper, so that’s always been my first love. And I decided to show everyone, I was in the mood ya know."

galifianafuck:

Quentin Tarantino (pictured above) shows off his breakdancing skills to the paparazzi. "I’ve always loved Break Dancing." Tarantino says, "Before I got into films, I was a breakdancing stripper, so that’s always been my first love. And I decided to show everyone, I was in the mood ya know."

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

officialunitedstates:

smokey the bear cradles the embers of a extinguished fire in his thick hairy arms, gently caressing and rocking them as a soft bear lullaby echoes from his throat

thinksquad:

African-American actress Danièle Watts claims she was “handcuffed and detained” by police officers from the Studio City Police Department in Los Angeles on Thursday after allegedly being mistaken for a prostitute.

According to accounts by Watts and her husband Brian James Lucas, two police officers mistook the couple for a prostitute and client when they were seen showing affection in public. When the officers asked Watts to produce a photo ID when questioned, she refused. Watts was subsequently handcuffed and placed in the back of a police cruiser while the officers attempted to figure out who she was. The two officers released Watts shortly afterwards.

Watts, who played CoCo in Quentin Tarantino’s Django Unchained and currently stars in Martin Lawrence vehicle Partners, posted an account of the incident on her Facebook page:

Watt’s husband Brian Lucas, who is white, claimed that the two were targeted by police for being an interracial couple. In a seperate post on his Facebook page, Lucas said that “from the questions that [police] asked me as D was already on her phone with her dad, I could tell that whoever called on us (including the officers), saw a tatted RAWKer white boy and a hot bootie shorted black girl and thought we were a HO (prostitute) & a TRICK (client).”

An Los Angeles PD public information officer told Variety that “there was no record of the incident as Watts wasn’t arrested or brought into the station for questioning.”

Sadly, this isn’t the first time something like this has happened. In 2008, a Galveston, Texas couple sued three police officers who arrested and beat their 12-year-old daughter after mistaking her for a prostitute.

http://mic.com/articles/98826/lapd-confuses-black-actress-kissing-white-husband-for-prostitute

animedisliker:

i’m just a fuckboy nobody loves me

he’s just a fuckboy, from a fuckfamily